What if Bill Clinto was to star in a James Bond movie?

Or in a Die Hard movie, playing John McClane?

Or better still, what if William Jefferson Clinton was to star in both a James Bond and  John McClane movie?

Cracked.com asks these questions and delivers some truly hilarious answers in their article on “Bill Cinton’s Bad Ass Quotient”

Be sure to read through the hilarious comic book/graphic novel at the end. Easily the funniest thing you’ll read all day.

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3. Cracked.com on Kanye

I love Cracked – its my favorite online humor magazine (since MAD has no online presence whatsoever), and I love Kanye – retarded though he might be.

So when Cracked does an article on Kanye, its gotta be good. Right?

Cracked thinks Kanye is retarded, which isn’t too far from the truth. The scenarios made possible by a retarded Kanye are absolutely hilarious, and most likely, highly probable.

Here’s Cracked.com’s article on Kayne: What if Kayne West is Retarded?

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